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There's baloney.
And macaroni.
And a huckleberry pie~

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

posiprinces:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:


Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 


Thank you I was sad

posiprinces:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:

Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 

Thank you I was sad

alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

atopfourthwall:

anderjak-creations:

Comics so funny they’ll put you in a 4koma I am so sorry that was terrible.

THE STARS KNOW EVERYTHING.

Sleep deprivation is social devastation because yesterday the girl next to me was wearing this red skirt with little white bicycles on it, but because the bikes had one huge wheel and one tiny wheel I thought they were spinning wheels, and I gushed, “Oh my god that’s the cutest idea for fabric I’ve ever seen”

Because I thought the cloth was being all existential and shit with those spinning wheels, some fabricception or something, but no, they were bikes and when I realized this I was both horribly let down and pretty much ruined because ah yes I have given this girl reason to regret my presence

Something I really love about living in Texas is how this time of year you’ll be driving along, and you could be having the worst fucking day ever, but then you see them

the bluebonnets

They’re back

and they’re clustered in huge patches because it’s illegal to pick them (it’s a hanging offense, look it up, no trust me on this one), and there’s red Indian Paintbrushes and Mexican Hats and all the yellow wildflowers with the names all scattered amongst fields of blue and white

And suddenly you’re not so pissed because you are now Miss America and your hand is on your heart because you are crying god bless

fiyero3305:

THIS MOMENT THOUGH

Ok, context: This is bonus footage from the final performance of what was known as the “First Stage” of the Sailor Moon musicals. After playing the role from the very first performance five years prior, Anza was graduating from Sailor Moon. Along with her, many other long-running performers were graduating from their roles, including Morino Ayako who had played Sailor Mercury from the beginning just as Anza had for Sailor Moon.

On this final performance, many extra fans turned up and weren’t able to get tickets which was very troubling to Anza and I’m sure many others involved in the show who wanted everyone to be able to share the experience. Eventually, they set up a live feed of the performance to be shown on a TV in the lobby of the theater so that everyone who couldn’t get tickets could still celebrate the end of the era.

And that’s just beautiful.

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u